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Canned Unicorn Meat

Unicorn meat is a real delicacy, its magical ingredients allow unicorns to frolic all over the universe, pooping rainbows and marshmallows.

Due to the international customs restrictions and regulations related to the import of mythical processed meat, we can't deliver Canned Unicorn Meat the way the producer intended. Once you open your can, you will find one tiny unicorn which has been appropriately sliced into its main cuts of meat. Simply use your Growth Ray to recreate the unicorn before skinning it and processing its flesh. Or if you're lazy, just bring it to your local Mad Scientist-Butcher. He'll know what to do.

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