Bacon is the heart of so many tasty meals including the BLT (Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato), the Bacon Cheeseburger and so many more. However, if you’re like us here at the cool people shop, you can never get enough!
Even Homer Simpson is so mesmerised by its magnificence that he tries to convince Lisa is from a “Wonderful magical animal”, and here at the cool people shop…WE AGREE! So we believe it’s time that we offer you the opportunity to bring bacon into your lives as much as possible. Please feel free to peruse our cool selection of amazing bacon products.
Forget gummy bears…The cool people shop now introduces Gummy Bacon. The incredible chewy texture combined with the amazing flavour of bacon. Gummy bacon is so realistic you will want to cook some eggs and sausages to go with it. Each box contains 12 lots of 4 x 6-3/4″ (17.1 cm) long strips which is enough to allow you to share it with your friends…but we definitely understand if you want to keep them all to yourself!
We have found it! Scientific proof that bacon really is good for you. With a shirt that outlines how a combination of Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen can produce the tastiest food known to man*. “Its elementary!” Now enjoying bacon on a “Periodic” level will allow you to enjoy bacon all the time. It’s now possible, wait, it’s now your duty, to wear the Periodic Bacon T-shirt and allow others to be informed of Bacon’s elemental benefits.
*This combination of elements does not produce bacon…but honestly, did you really think it did?
Just having an iPhone used to be enough to make you cool amongst your peers, however, today everyone has the latest phones. Now it is all about the accessories. The cool people shop brings you the way to set you apart, to make you cool, with this delicious Bacon iPhone Case. Designed to fit the iPhone 4 and 4S, not only does it protect your phone and prevent it from scratches, chips and dents, it also transforms your regular Iphone into a sizzling, tasty, accessory. The Bacon iPhone case really is the latest in enhancing your ordinary iPhone.
There is nothing worse after having a delicious meal of bacon, with a side serving of bacon, than getting it stuck in your teeth. Here at the cool people shop, we know that having that lasting flavour of bacon for every second is absolutely essential, so we have the perfect answer. Bacon toothpicks allows you to clean those annoying gaps in your teeth, while still providing that amazing bacon taste! How could a little wooden stick be any more perfect! With 80 toothpicks in a tin you will be finding any reason you can to use them…Your dentist will even be impressed!
No one likes flossing, but every dentist will tell you that its essential for your dental hygiene. Here at the cool people shop, we have found a way to make everyone happy. Bacon Dental Floss is the answer that is endorsed by dentist all over the world*. With 25m of bacon flavoured stringy goodness in each dispenser, you will actually look for reasons to floss after each meal.
*Not actually endorsed by dentists all over the world.
Guarantee the phrase “bringing home the bacon” with this cool people’s wallet. Even though it’s a meaty way to store your cash and cards, the bacon wallet is quite slim. The Each 4-1/4″ x 3-3/4″ (10.8 cm x 9.5 cm) faux leather wallet is perfect to accommodate all your cash and card holding needs. Be the coolest of your friends with this novelty treat at the cool people shop.
We all love the taste of bacon, but it’s not fair that it’s only socially acceptable to eat bacon at breakfast or barbeques. Sometimes we can get away with it at dinner, but here at the cool shop we have found the answer! Maple bacon lollipops combines the sizzling taste of bacon and the delicious taste of maple syrup to allow you to have the sweet – savoury taste combination you love whenever you like. At only 30 calories a lollipop, you don’t have to worry about how many you have either!
Be the envy of every male (or female) with this new bacon lip balm from the cool people’s shop. The only thing wrong with the taste of bacon is that it never lasts long enough… Now it can! I understand no one needs another reason to buy this product but it also has the added benefit of also keeping your lips juicy and moist. Each delicious tube is 2-1/2″ (6.4 cm) long with a convenient twist bottom dispenser that will be so good it will never leave your pocket!
Bacon soap is the answer to the dilemma of ending up greasy after washing with bacon. I know your thinking “Who would wash with bacon?” The answer is no one, but now you can have the benefits of the refreshing bacon smell as you wash while still ending up squeaky clean. It really is win, win. Our only caveat is that it smells so good you may just try and eat it….Unfortunately it does not taste as amazing as it smells, trust us!
Finally it’s here!!! The smell we all love in the morning can now accompany you every day in the car. This front and back photo of 3 rashers of bacon is surprisingly realistic and emits a phenomenal smell of tasty, sizzling bacon. It smells so good that you may have to start finding excuses to hang them around your home and office as well. Don’t go another day missing out on this scintillating aroma.